Weekend Newsletter

AssalamuAlaykum fellow GolfPUNKS,

Are you all ready for the next league game? Have you practised your chipping and putting at the Empire? Have you religiously hit those 200 golf balls at the range? Or have you been spending too much time watching Michelle Wie at the Golf Channel?

Whatever the case, prepare to do battle and perform for next week's event, THE IVANTY on Friday 6th July, 0615am at the RBA Golf Course.
Prizes up for grabs are Best Nett Score 1, 2 and 3 which come in the form of our authentic GolfPUNK medals.
Medals are sponsored by Mrs Ivanty Momin, a social golfer, though not an avid one as she's busy minding my children. Yes, she also happens to be my wife.

There will be new players joining next week and so for those who're not familiar with the Rules of Golf, below are some quick points.

1.) Only one mulligan allowed on the first tee-box. Not on other holes. And you have to declare it.(This is the only rule that the committee has changed away from the Rules of Golf)

2.) Please give your scorecards to your markers. Your marker is not your friend in the buggy. Your marker is the other guy on the other buggy. Write down only your player's score and your markers.

3.) What happens when my ball goes OB? - Take a penalty shot. Play where you hit the ball. There's no such thing as taking 2 strokes or 1 stroke where the ball entered the OB.

4.) When your ball decides to go for a swim in the water, take a penalty drop at the point of entry, within 2 club length(red stakes), NOT adjacent to the water. For yellow stakes, take a penalty drop, anywhere behind from the point of entry, on line with the flagstick.

5.) Please do NOT drag your heavy feet when walking on the green as you will destroy the green and spoil everyone's putting. Please walk on the green, don't drag your feet.

6.) As courtesy and to avoid slow play, please bring your putter, wedge or any equipment you need when you go to the green or to your ball. This saves time from walking back and forth to the buggy. Of course, don't rush taking your shot but don't take 10 practise swings either. Other players will start counting and you won't be very popular.

7.) Again as courtesy, please keep quiet when players are putting or hitting their golf balls. Some of them have super-sensitive hearing and might even need earmuffs.

8.) Oh and more importantly, come early before tee-time so we can all start early and finish early and enjoy our lunch and socialising at the clubhouse.

Below are the flight allocation for THE IVANTY next week:

1st Flight: Hole 10
1. Izat Hj Zaimi
2. Azril Nizam
3. Hj Amir
4. Ronfaisal

2nd Flight: Hole 10
1. Sheikh Lukman Shiekh Hamid
2. Md Nazree Hj Abu Bakar(2)
3. Ak Noor Azmi
4. Sufi Amin

3rd Flight: Hole 10
1. Mohamad Hakim Chua(8)
2. Aidy Yusoff
3. Suhardi
4. Gaddafi

4th flight: Hole 1
1. Fadzlin Hassan(1)
2.Pg Amiruddin Pg Hj Md Salleh(10)
3. Hj Asri

5th flight: Hole 1
1. Hj Rijal Hj Kassim(3)
2. Sayuti Ghani
3. Hj Naguib DP Hj Ismail

6th flight: Hole 1
1. Riaz Amin(4)
2. Pg Zamreen Pg Hj Mahalee(7)
3. Mohd Azmye Alamin(6)

For those interested to join, email nazwave@gmail.com or text us at 8633438/8732595.
See you punks next week with your golf gear, your 'A' game and the green fee.

Be there or stay home and sleep!